What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

Yes sir it is.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

How can someone get patrons on Patreon if they are a beginner artist?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

How should you handle a situation where your friend tells you they like someone who also likes you? Should you tell them or continue as normal?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Voyager IPO: Stock Rockets 84% Higher in Trading Debut - Barron's

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Read also: