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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 14:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.

No go.

Loons and Moons

What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Just Forget it!

If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

What would you change in the "Game of Thrones" storyline if you were one of the writers of the TV series?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Texas Tech ends Oklahoma's 4-year run as Women's College World Series champ with walk-off 3-2 win - AP News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The Action Network: Cracker Barrel 400 predictions, picks, odds for Nashville - NASCAR.com

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Rory defends snubbing media, cites 'weird week' - ESPN

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

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